This is the king of the town. This is Teddy Penderazdoun. This is the dreads man finer than Slick 'Em Hound. Slick 'Em Hound was from Pretty Ricky. All the guys from that band was icky. T-Pain from the Nappy Headz. That's why he look so good with them dreads. He got them dreadlocks every day. He make Slick 'Em Hound look gay. He make Lil' Jon look so bad. It's OK, I am glad. I am spitting my verse, best for you to deal with it. I am a gangster, I am getting treal with it! You know? You know? I'm Teddy Pain's ho. I am fine as hell fa sho. That is all you need to know. I ain't gotta give any more information. T-Pain is looking hot all over the nation. All over the world, as you know. I am Teddy Pain's little ho. I'm little as fuck, I know it. I'm fine, I show it. I can spit a verse. You be spitting worse. You hear me? You better. T-Pain can get me wetter. You can't get me wet. That, I can bet. Yes, I can. Yes, I will. You just know you gonna get killed. My homies and I, we know what to do. We do it better than your homies and you. Ain't that right? Ain't that right? We about to get it tight. We try not to start no fights. You know? We try to keep it right. That's my homies and me. Just you wait and see. When you see us rolling through the town with T. He gonna be with us, we gonna hang out. We gonna make people scream and shout. That's right. That's right. We about to get it tight. T, my homies, and me, too! All because T-Pain is my boo. He ain't your boo, so stay away! I'll talk to you another day. You hear me? Yeah, you heard me right. Now we about to get it tight. That's right. That's right. We 'bout to get it tight! I know I ain't the best, but I sure come close. Number thirty-two, it can mean the most. I know, I ain't number one. At least I can have some fun. My homie is number two. T-Pain is also her boo. We love him so much, yes we do. That's why he is our boo! I know I ain't the best at rhymes. It will all come with time. I am only a ten year old girl. I know how to rock the world. I ain't no rockstar chick. I wanna suck a black guy's dick. I ain't gonna suck no white. I would rather start a fight! I am white, but I like black. I like the ones who smoke they crack. I got a white boyfriend, but he a gangster, too. That's why he is my other boo. My homie got a boyfriend, too. Aaron S., that's who she do. I don't think she done him yet. He know how to get her wet. I ain't did Justin yet. He know how to get me wet. He can spit rhymes, too, I bet! He can spit a verse. He can curse. He can fight. You better call the nurse! Ha! Ha! Yea! I know, I can spit a verse. Hope you liked it! It took me a long time! I know how to spit a rhyme! Don't I? I learned it from my homie. She taught me how to spit a verse. She good at it. Yea.