I'm sorry.

Hi everyone. I wanted to address all the rampant rumors. Yes, it's true. I have the fattest ass known to man. I'm so sorry it took me so long to come forward. i'm so sorry my ass is so fucking enormous. I hope you can forgive me. I hope you realize I never had the intention to hurt anyone with my massive fucking dumptruck ass. I'm so sorry. I hope you can understand

anyway jokes aside i made this account back in 2013 and i rediscovered it again in 2020 so i could satisfy my need for that smelly blingee aesthetic. please support my habits xoxo