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COMANDAMENTI DELLO STUDENTE:
1 NON FARE TARDI A SCUOLA: saltala direttamente.
2 NN RUSSARE IN CLASSE: rischi di svegliare qualcuno!
3 NON USCIRE TROPPE VOLTE DALLA CLASSE: esci una volta e non tornare più.
4 NON LITIGARE CON I TUOI PROFESSORI: uccidili.
5 NON BUTTARE I PROFESSORI DALLA FINESTRA: usa gli appositi contenitori.
6 IN PALESTRA CAMBIA LE SCARPE e indossa gli anfibi (dopo essere passato in una pozzanghera fangosa).
7 NN USARE IL CELLULARE: porta direttamente il computer.
8 RICORDATI DI PRENDERE L’AUTOBUS PUNTUALE LA MATTINA, QUELLO DELLE 8.45 altrimenti rischi di dover entrare alla prima ora.
9 RISPETTA GLI STUDIOSI: altrimenti da chi copi?
10 NON FARE TELEFONATE ALLA POLIZIA DOVE DICI DI AVER MESSO UNA BOMBA NELLA SCUOLA: mettila e non dir niente.
ECCOVI I COMANDAMENTI DELLO STUDENTE
IN UN'ALTRA VERSIONE:
1 Essere sempre i primi a usciri e gli ultimi ad entrare
2 Copiare e non studiare
3 Prendere bei voti:anche usati
4 Non fare mai oggi quello che si può fare domani
5 Non pronunciare parole in vano durante l'interrogazione
6 Non fare i compiti,copiali
7 Copiarli è anche fatica,fotocopiali
8 Fotocopiare è di nuovo fatica,fatteli fare da qualcuno
9 Non desiderare i voti altrui
10 dire falsa testimonianza per non ricevere note
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